What? I thought this was “Strip and Go Girl.” That’s the website I’m looking for.

Listen, the economy is bad. I lost my lawyer job. A girl has to do what a girl has to do. So I’m a stripper now. It’s OK. I’m cool with it. God gave me this body. Guys say it’s made for sin. But whatever. It’s making me money now and I have to admit I’m having some fun doing it.

But I need a support group. I have to do a better job of learning to fight off guys. Just ’cause some guy is having his bachelor party doesn’t entitle him to any more than just watching. Try explaining that to some jerk who’s consumed enough alcohol to float a battleship. How do I make them understand “no touching the merchandise?”

Kendelina takes on the persona of a stripper. Would we find him here?

So there’s that woe, but also the wives and girlfriends. They’re so jealous and so hateful. This is the body I was born with. Take your envy and get out of town. I need to know how to handle these crazy chicks.

So where are you all my stripper sisters (and brothers I guess?) It’s a cold, hard world and a girl needs some love every now and then.

In fact, we all need need love and a community now and then. That’s what makes us human right?

Strip and Go Girl. Yeah!!!