Archive for Crazy Spectacular

My Heavy Heart

From the Facebook page of Crazy Spectacular:

It is with a heavy heart I will no longer write for a relationship site of my sweet girlfriend. Thanks for your enthusiasm and you can still enjoy fun articles written by fantastic folks at sipandgogirl.com.

Gail: What? You barely wrote one article! You have plenty more great things to share!

Crazy Spectacular: Thanks Gail. But I only like sharing with people I know and like. I’m an artist not a writer. I don’t live by average norms or rules. I’m offensive.
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A Letter To My Enemy

This is a Letter to my Cellulite

Cellulite, things have to change. Before you were easy to forget, hiding back there hitching a ride on my thighs. For years, I let you hang with me, feel privileged, but now I am done with you. YOU have aged me. YOU make me look older. I have a YOUNG face but OLD thighs.

I can’t even remember when you and I first got together. You pretty much snaked your way into my life. I know your cousin “stretch marks” first came into my life when I was 10. I wasn’t even fat. I was the shortest and smallest kid in my class. When did YOU start poking around? Must have been high school during sophomore year.

Running to win. Running from cellulite. Just running.

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Bringing Sexy Back

On a scale of one to 10–with 10 being the highest– how much confidence and sex appeal do you exude?

If you rate yourself below a five on both confidence and sex appeal, you are my target. You need a kick in the butt now.

Singer Justin Timberlake reminds us to bring sexy back

If your confidence isn’t very high, it’s time for a change. A low confidence level could be hindering you. Confidence can help you in your career, how you interact with folks and strangers, how people treat you, and in meeting new friends or boyfriends.
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